You, too, can make this lovely
Christmas wreath all by yourself. First, go to work and earn approximately 5€. This should take the average
person less time than it takes to read about last night's game in Marca which
is probably the first thing you do at work anyway. Then take the money and go
to one of the millions of Chinese variety stores in Valencia. Buy the wreath
for approximately 5€. You
just saved yourself about eight hours of work and frustration by letting
someone in a factory in the northern Chinese province of Hebei make the stupid
wreath for you. Don't you feel relieved?
Tomorrow I’ll show you how to
make a tasteful nativity scene using only empty beer cans, cigarette butts, and
spent lotto tickets.
Merry Christmas and you're
welcome.
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